is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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