If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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