she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Randomize
