I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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