fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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