We named our party play list daddy issues
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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