I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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