if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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