Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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