But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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