Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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