I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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