About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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