I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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