Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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