Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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