Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"

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(541): View more from Oregon

Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.

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(208): View more from Idaho

know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends

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(520): View more from Arizona

Have you been tested recently?

(1-520): View more from Arizona

Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune

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(330): View more from Ohio

I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.

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(928): View more from Arizona

im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse

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