that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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