Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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