So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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