Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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