i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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