If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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