Your mouth is God's brothel.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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