yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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