Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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