I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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