talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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