Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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