those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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