We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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