Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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