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just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you

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(203): just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you http://tfl.nu/8puo

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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.

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Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.

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(775): This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life. (1-775): Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life. http://tfl.nu/spac

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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.

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(484): I am the drunkest girl in the tree. http://tfl.nu/zje1

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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...

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(865): His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation... http://tfl.nu/uas5

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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"

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(315): some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!" http://tfl.nu/pcn6

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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now

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(828): I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now http://tfl.nu/merq

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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.

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(618): Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil. http://tfl.nu/vn3b

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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.

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(210): Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move. http://tfl.nu/2sh4

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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.

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(615): You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy. http://tfl.nu/cdg1

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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.

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(717): Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection. http://tfl.nu/8fsy

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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.

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(707): i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses. http://tfl.nu/z8lp

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The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on

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It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...

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(215): The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on (267): It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID... http://tfl.nu/2nuu

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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.

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(914): I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there. http://tfl.nu/ryf1

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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.

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(734): She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night. http://tfl.nu/qun7

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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies

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you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties

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(203): i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies (1-203): you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties http://tfl.nu/44vj

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