Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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