Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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