i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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