So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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