airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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