we made out on top of his cat.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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