he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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