Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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