the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
