we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
