Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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