this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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