Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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