I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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