Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We had to coat check the pizza.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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