it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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