nut hugger
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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