If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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