I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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