When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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