Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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