yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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